[There's a small wooden train out in the middle of the lobby.

Does anyone want to come close and have a look?]

[all recorded]

[groggily]

What the hell happened? Granny? Is this some sort of--

[an abrupt stop followed by a short silence]

Shit.

[recorded sound of something huge and metal being picked up off the ground and someone carefully walking away from the journal]

[ dictated; ]

Last time I checked, my closet wasn't supposed to have a castle in it.

This is definitely a dream.

[Since coincidences seemed to always occur at the most fortuitous of moments (or not, depending upon one's own point of view) the journal chooses to open itself just in time to record the Haou's rather sudden and unexpected arrival into this world, bereaved of that which offers him meaning -- in perhaps more ways than he had initially suspected] ( Read more... )

( Private; )

[all dictated, seeing as he doesn't have any hands. :')]

What'ssss all this? This has got to be a misssstake.

Oohh and it's sssso noisy. My ssssinus is going to kill me if I don't get out of here. Why do creatures with legsss have to stomp around so much? [insert bemoaning and grumbling here, as well as the sound of things being knocked over because ( Read more... )

((A rather harsh monotone voice can be heard at first.))

Yin? Did she--? No. She wouldn't do it twice. That's not like her. Dammit.

((A long pause as he walks around and inspects the area. Followed by a "bzzt" noise that crosses out the previously recorded text. The rest is in a kinder tone.))This is...a book ( Read more... )

[Dictated ( Read more... )

...

What?

Hey!

But we'd just-

... Alright, what the hell is this place, and where is Kyo?

And everyone else, as well.

[ dictated in an incredibly dreary voice ]

I've finished this book.

There's nothing here, is there.